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The stink trees of Boston are in bloom

So before you start looking for a smelly cat, see if there are any ailanthus trees around.

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Hey, at least they don't have picky feet. Try to get a eastern
hemlock to grow in the city, or something like that. Fat chance.

In other news, the Basswood trees of Boston are in bloom.

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Are these the same trees that smell like sneezes? You know, that sweet floral-hay-pollen-mucus smell (it's hard to describe) that appears momentarily after a sneeze? There's some tree in Brookline, probably Boston too, that smells like that. A friend of mine also compared the smell of these "sneeze trees" to semen. I didn't realize semen had a smell. I guess I never really get any near my nose.

I certainly don't think sneezes smell like cat urine though. I'm thinking these trees aren't the same as the sneeze trees, but I'd like to know what kind of trees smell like sneeze.

Can anyone help me please?

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You're probably thinking of the honey locust or the black locust, both fragrant when they're flowering, and both quite common in Boston.

Dunno about the "semen smell" -- did you happen to notice a swallow?

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Great, now I want some coffee milk, using Autocrat syrup (which, I just learned, is named for The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, better known locally as the Oliver Wendell Holmes story that led to the phrase Hub of the Universe). But please, hold the cream (no, I did not just say that).

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The city is infatuated with the Halka Honey Locust.

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or a European Swallow ....

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Someone in college called them "cum trees" can't find a better description of the smell myself.

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I don't know if they are the ones you mean but I can tell you where to find some stinky ones if you want to go and take a sniff.

If you get over to Newbury Street in the next week or so, head for the Commonwealth Avenue Mall on Hereford Street and stop at the first alley. They are on both sides of the street, right above the green droppings in the gutter and on the sidewalk.

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Are theose the trees that smell like ejaculation?

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Talk of the Town: Smelly Trees

The Anti-Ginkgo Tolerance Group put it this way, in a recent proposal:

We are here to solve the problem of the Ginkgo tree commonly known as vomit trees. . . . The Ginkgo tree is widely known by most people but not by name. Walking down the street on a beautiful October evening your moment of tranquility is rudely demolished by the smell of old cheese and vomit.

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I love the Ginkgo trees. there are not may in the city and they are all in various stages of dying as the soil is not acidic enough to support them. They have the most beautiful leaf of all of the "street trees" found in the city. They can be found in the Chinatown portion of the greenway, in front of One Lincoln, and in random spots along Comm Ave in Brighton. They are so unique and most certainly do not smell like vomit.

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There are a bunch of them on the "terrace" streets.

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Thats right, I think I've seen them on boulevard terrace. There are a bunch between Wallingford and Washington but they are being phased out as they die. 4-5 of them were cut down last yeat. There is a random one in the B-line resevation between Leamington and Wallingford that is an interesting tree in the way that it is hanging on in such a tough location.

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The little old Chinese ladies don't come by anymore collecting ginko nuts?

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There is some kind of tree around Newton Centre that fills the air with a soapy smell -- not really unpleasant but not "let's inhale this wonderful scent" either (as with the magnolias). I haven't even been able to determine what trees (or shrubs?) are associated with this smell, but it's not the same as the Ailanthus odor.

Speaking of that, it must be pretty stinky around Longwood; you can see all the large "Trees of Heaven" in bloom near the T stop.

My sympathies to allergy sufferers.

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If you want many, many more fun comments about the beautiful features of stink trees Tree of Heaven (Ailanthus altissima), go no further than Daves Garden.

Some examples:

...the neighbour's yard harbours a large and sexually productive individual that keeps dropping seeds...

They also seem to inhibit growth of other plants when they are growing (except for swallow wort)...

Be careful of pulling the sprouts up; the milky sap can cause a nasty reaction...

The trees give the lanscape the tropical view, add to the air the peculiar scent and make local cows' milk spicy...

But, sadly, the rats of Allston cannot be called upon to rid us of the Trees of Heaven:

I also found out..rats won't eat [Ailanthus]... But those lousy rodents never once touched the [Ailanthus].
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