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They see something, say nothing

Greg and his fiance are waiting for a commuter-rail train at track 3 at Back Bay on Thursday when a train pulls up on track 1 and something explodes with a blinding light and a loud boom:

Nobody.

Said.

A.

Word.

Not one G-ddamned word! Some nimrods who saw the explosion smiled and laughed at the noise. ...

Turned out to be a pigeon exploding on contact with the Amtrak electrical wires. But he wonders why only he, his fiance and one other person did anything to report the problem:

... WHAT THE F*** IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

We are at Condition Orange, for chrissakes! Intelligence experts have expressed concern about a London style attack on the US for months!

And your response to an explosion in an MBTA station is mute amusement?

You people are going to lose this war for us. You people are the reason terrorists can commit the atrocities they do, because you people are ignoring the f****ng problem! ...

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yes... Exploding pigeons are the new WMDs!!!

No one reacted the way you did because there was no need. There was no indication that anyone was injured, or any property was damaged... By your logic the victims of 9-11 are responsible for their own demise, since they were "ignoring the problem."

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...to run around in a shrieking panic when there's obviously nothing seriously wrong.

That'll sure show those damned terrorists!

AAAIIIEEEEE!!!!!!! DEAD PIGEONS!!!!!!

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Woah dude. Get a grip. This happens all the time to the poor pigeons. Was this your 1st T ride?

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It was clearly a suicide bomber pigeon from Al Birda! Why hasn't this terrorist wing been investigated?

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