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Alosi slightly backs up the bus of revisionist censorship

The Globe engages in some local community coverage! Some youth from Cape Verdean Community Unido were told by former Deputy Chief of Staff Kris Erickson not to portray the dark side of the Dudley Street community in their mural on the Fairmount bridge (owned by the MBTA) about the neighborhood's revitalization. The mural was based in large part on the youth's research of Dudley Street Neighborhood Initiative.

Their initial sketch depicted fires, the result of arson in the community. They were told that it was too violent, they said, and that a silhouette of a person pointing at the flames looked too much like a youth holding a gun, something many of them perceived as a hurtful stereotype.

So the youth came back with a written piece, and were told to strike over half a dozen "negative" words. Alosi has backtracked, slightly- the written version has been approved. Unfortunately, the program is essentially over for the summer, so it's a bit late, and the panel will probably remain blank.

Reading through the story, something sounds familiar:

In general, any filming, videotaping or photography that depicts the MBTA must not portray the Authority in a negative light. This includes, but is not limited to, violent content, sexual activity and assault. Furthermore, any attempt to portray public transportation as unsafe or dangerous in any way will not be permitted.

So much for my production, The Taking of Orange Line 123. Plot: TheZak hijacks an Orange Line train, demanding that the train be driven to Copley station and rambling over the radio about Boston Public Library, public records laws, and an frustrations at ordering small pizzas.

Starring protagonist boy-genius Kaz. Swrrlygrl uses a butterknife to make the Orange Line train fit on the Green Line tracks and performs open-heart surgery with a spoon on hero cop Pete Nice, who suffers a heart attack being overwhelmed with confusion trying to negotiate with TheZak. Ron Newman is the dispatcher who insists that, according to HIS systems, everything is fine. Adam works via a weak Wifi signal to collect and summarize the blog/LJ/Flickr/Twitter posts of everyone else on the train, while Steve Garfield's Nokia Wunderphone suffers a tragic death on the third rail, launched there by someone tired of being "video blogged".) Also on the train, Sam Yoon presents a ten-point proposal to extend MBTA operational hours, lower fares, decrease wait times, eliminate mechanical breakdowns, remove the T Smell, and solve world hunger. Michael Flaherty and the Dropkick Murphys play an MBTA SWAT Team, which plays "Shippin' Up To Boston", in hopes of killing hijackers who are sick to death of hearing the song.

Joseph Pesaturo stars in a brief one-line cameo: "Hijacked train? We're having signal problems."

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booed by the angry mob who are denied access to Kenmore Station because the hijackers sabotaged the faregates?

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Figured he'd just take the credit for saving the day when the zak surrenders when they promise to post the stenographic notes of the city council on the internet

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you've never seen the original (1974) version of the "Taking Of Pelham One Two Three". There's a scene where the mayor's political advisor trys to convince him to go down to the subway tunnel and make a plea for mercy to the hijackers through a bullhorn.

The mayor's response to his advisor's suggestion: "You know what'll happen? I'll get booed!"

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I've barely even heard of it! (my wife just told me somebody - maybe travolta - just made a remake?). Sorry - missed the reference completely.

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after Menino rejects use of MBTA SWAT team, then relents under pressure from community and city council/realizes he has no actual jurisdiction over MBTA SWAT team.

Note to self: Post more often on UH to get bit part in Brett's next fake movie.

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That's almost as good as the photo of the giant MBTA bus stomping through Chinatown on giant insect legs, shooting laser beams from its headlights.

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