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Worcester police go after people who buy ink by the barrel

The Worcester PD really, really didn't like a story in the Worcester Telegram about possibly bogus master's degrees held by members of the local constabulary. Daily Worcesteria reprints a police statement, which not only says the department will give first dibs on news to local TV and radio stations but adds:

... Unfortunately, the dark, dirty, and poorly lit newsroom is affecting their neutrality, professionalism, and integrity. Because of this, the media policy of the Worcester Police Department must use all relevant media to get the message out to the community and remain transparent as an organization. ...

If you have followed the decline in the standards at the T & G you recognize their new standard operating procedure. This adopted SOP is based on a dysfunctional hat-trick: hyperbole, fiction, and innuendo. ...

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Now we know for sure the article was correct.

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the next time one of them gets shot, allow the bullet to be removed by a graduate of Anna Maria College. Chiropractors are highly underrated.

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That's really a Worcester PD press release? You're sure it's not a Yes Men parody/prank?

Surreal.

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