Write-like-Shaughnessy entries

OK, so the Globe inexplicably ran a Bob Ryan column about Pedro's return instead of one by the CHB, but still: Go check out and vote on the top 17 entries in Bruce Allen's Shaughnessy Write-Alike contest.

... Tonight he returns. Not as a despised Yankee, as his former teammate Johnny Damon did, but as another Golem of Gotham: a New York Met.

Pedro, you may recall, was the premier pitcher and premier diva of the Red Sox team that finally broke the legendary Curse. (And who among us ever believed there was an actual curse? The players never did, and they don't think that now.) ...