Women aren't the only ones with swimsuit issues

Marc Levy doesn't like this year's swimsuit styles one bit:

... I merely went looking for a swimsuit and discovered that, this year, the hem is down to the knees. This is apparently the result of a surfer influence, although it might as well come from gangstas or America's increasing tendency toward obesity. Or all three. For some reason, every fashion trend we have is making men's clothes baggier, possibly coalescing into an ideal of obese people surfing with Saturday Night Specials jammed down their shorts. ...