Ever wonder how any of us survive toddlerhood?

Dan Housman reports daughter Madeline now has quite the shiner from having managed to climb out of her crib without figuring out how to get down except facefirst.

Jason Butler manages to take a series of photographs of his daugher Sadie putting out a candle on a birthday cupcake - with her fingers:

After we calmed her down and cleaned her up, we tried to give her the cupcake again. She demurred. She requested we never serve her anything with sugar again.