Checking out

Sarah wonders when the Auburndale Star Market decided to hire crazy people, specifically, the bagger who starts yelling at her when she tries to use the self-checkout line:

... "Hey miss! are you trying to put me out of a job?"

"um, no", i said (not quite realizing the crazyness)

"yes you are. you want my job!" he said, narrowing his eyes, "you ALL of you want my job!" he motioned to them people using the scanners in front of mine ...

And then a co-worker joins in ...