Life on the parade route

Eileen has lived on the St. Patrick's parade route for four years now. She recaps:

... Like the year my sister drank an entire bottle of whiskey and knocked over a platter of deviled eggs. Or the year an anonymous friend was spotted making out with a fireman in the hallway. Or the year we threw about 50 rolls of toilet paper off the back deck and into the trees. ...

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