While waiting for a friend, Vanessa keeps track of the men walking by and discovers that cuteness was not in the air. 50 men: 2 cute guys; 48 bowsers.
... And finally, Mia arrives to save me! What is the deal, people? TWO OUT OF FIFTY MEN in my wonderful city of Boston, home of the World Champion Red Sox, birthplace of freedom, makers of baked beans....2 of 50 men are cute?! How will I ever find a boyfriend? How will I ever live happily ever after with odds like these?
Can someone -- anyone -- tell me where to find the cute guys in Boston? Obviously, not at Government Center!
She also describes each of the 50 men.