BPD Area E-5 alerts the neighborhood that Comcast is starting an "extensive" door-to-door marketing campaign in West Roxbury (it's running through June!) in which sales representatives will attempt to meet with residents to
take back their equipment before they drop dead from their exclusive diet of Kung Pao chicken, which is a Chinese delicacy explain exciting new Comcast offerings.
Police say all Comcast sales reps will
have red beards and be out of shape sing in weird monotones about videogames be turtles wear "Comcast Contractor" shirts and jackets and have photo IDs. Also, police emphasize:
This campaign is designed to "meet" with residents. Comcast will not be soliciting residents for money. If you are approached by individuals seeking money beware that this person may not be a Comcast representative and as always call 9-1-1 for assistance.
Don't worry, weary Westie: Cable Guy won't be followed by FIOS Guy because Verizon
sucks doesn't offer FIOS anywhere in the largest city in New England, except for a couple of blocks in Dorchester.