Isn't it about time we had a Masshole Network on cable?

Look! Another reality show seeking Bostonians:

Are you fabulous, with a wicked crazy social life and a tendency to tell it like it is? Do you believe Massachusetts beats the hell out of New York? Are your priorities workouts, hair and friends? A TV production company is seeking cast members for a new reality show set near Boston. The show will feature attractive, charismatic men and women, between the ages of 25 and 40.

Translation: We wanna do Jersey Shore, only we'll call it Reveah Beach, cuz it'll be wicked pissa.

Via John Keith.

Comments

Are you...

Shallow?
Thick?
Unable to go several weeks without starting a fight?

Than this will be just the show for you!

Or just ...

...every reality show ever.

Can't do reality TV without a token R-droppah.

Haven't you done this same

Haven't you done this same joke over and over again? Come on, get some new material or post something that isn't being broadcast on Mattie in the morning!

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