"So, there's been some speculation about what to call you. What's your real name?"
"You couldn't pronounce it. No human can. Except that Boston mayor guy. I don't think he was trying to say my name, though. I'm not really sure what he was trying to say."
"No one ever is. So you've talked to Mayor Menino?"
"Dude, he was out of control, accusing me of doing guerrilla marketing for 'Ted.' He said he'd sic the cops on me if I was going guerrilla anywhere near his city."
"Is that why they tracked you down in Brookline?"
Does a bear give interviews in the woods?