The Dig analyzes Mr. Auto Mile's latest ad, which highlights some royal ass.
This is why the founders of our country ditched hereditary monarchy as each generation runs the risk of becoming dumber and dumber than the one that preceded it.
Some times it's difficult to decide who is a more odious character, Ernie or his pals, the Andleman brothers, but if this ad is true, Ernie is pulling ahead.
Despite stories of hedonism more fitting of the rock stardom that he aspired to, Ernie has a long history of misogynistic quotes, my favorite is quoted from wikepedia.
"2011 Possible FCC Offense
On April 29, 2011 during an appearance on the Jim & Margery show (Boston Talks 96.9) going head to head against the Boston Militia's Erin Baumgartner in the week's news quiz, Ernie Boch Jr started talking about music and let the uncensored phrase "more pussy than Frank Sinatra" slip on air."
That's known as a Mexican Standoff in some circles. Vegas would call it a "push".
After all, he is one amazing ass.
What can I say about Ernie that hasn't already been said a thousand times? That he's the archetypical geek and that he's had a hard on to be a rock star since he saw Queen on the Midnight Special?
So how does he achieve his goal? Well, he doesn't really. He mostly worms his way into the scene by selling cars to Aerosmith, Godsmack and whomever else on the scene he'll give a deal to, just so he can take in the aura of real talent. He then forms a band with a bunch of guys who would otherwise be playing at Mohegan Sun and he strikes out on his own. Or at least he thinks he does.
Some notable quotes from the back seat regarding Ernie;
"If it wasn't for his old man, Ernie would be be parking cars instead of selling them."
"Ernie and the Automatics in Swedish translates into Yngwie Malmsteen, which means opening act."
"I heard Ernie invited Leann Rimes to his birthday and all it cost him was a new tour bus."
You get the picture.
Disparagement and ridicule for a car salesman, targeting decorum and gentility. Why, his profession is the epitome...
Never mind. Carry on.