Quincy bar to use lion urine to fight coyotes

I didn't know the human smugglers were making it this far north of the border.

Isn't there enough urine around the outside of a bar already?

Will the urine also repel cougars? Will divorcees need to find a new bar?

not african lion urine. Mountain lions used to live around here a century plus ago, and they do kill coyotes, so it could be a good plan. Not sure why he has to purchase urine when he could have a patron or two just piss in back of the bar late at night, that'd do the trick. Coyotes are pretty scared of interacting with humans, so they might recognize person pee as people marking their territory.

Not quite as funny, but he is using mountain lion urine not, y'know, REAL lion urine. Mountain lions were once native to MA but quick google search says their either very rare or no longer in the region.

That said, there's a REAL, if very sad and lonely, lion in the Franklin Park Zoo, so maybe lion urine would have been more familiar?

... particularly if the urine in question comes from the mountain lion they're keeping out back.

In my best John Kerry voice: "Can I get me some lion urine around here?"