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Only in Brookline: Half of all incidents in which police had to fire weapons involved turkeys
By adamg on Wed, 08/28/2013 - 12:39pm
Wicked Local Brookline reports on the local constabulary's semi-annual crime report, which includes the fact that one of the two times police had to fire a weapon in the first half of this year involved shooting a turkey with a shotgun - back when the tasty terrors were even more terrible than usual.
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turkey shoot
And if the turkey was armed with a shotgun, that would have justified a first strike by the Brookline Police.
Of the incidents that
Of the incidents that happened in Brookline, they all involved a Turkey...
That is true
Since the other incident involved a Brookline officer opening fire on the Tsarnaev boat in Watertown the day he was captured.
Whoa whoa whoa...
...you're calling Dzhokhar Tsarnaev a turkey?
That's cold, man. The turkeys deserve an apology for that slight....
Such fowl language is
Such fowl language is unfitting for a bird which was almost our national icon!
Just watch out for the next Rolling Stone cover
Tommy Tee was so misunderstood.