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Eddie from Malden says he's selling one of the Hilltop cows
By adamg on Fri, 05/02/2014 - 8:15am
Specifically, one of the calves. He wants $3,000 and says that's non-negotiable, so don't even think of trying to bargain him down.
If you think like me. You too will know this stuff will be worth big money!! Plus it's a cool conversation piece.
Via Boston Reddit.
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Ah, Massachusetts
Don't ever fuckin' change. You're beautiful, baby.
Hey
who wouldn't buy a fake cow from a guy named Eddie from Malden.? Well, maybe a guy named Vinnie from Everett.
$3000
... or the street-value equivalent in oxys?
The plastic cow is smarter
The plastic cow is smarter than Eddie.....
That entire post
Was painful to read.
After spending $3000 dollars
After spending $3000 dollars on a hilltop cow my friends will have a really cool conversation piece about how I wasted $3000 dollars on a hilltop cop.
Jeez
The Senate don't pay as well as you thought, huh?
Eddie is selling the cow to
Eddie is selling the cow to finance his remedial English-language education. Wowza, that post was a doozie!
Keepin' it classy in the Commonwealth
I needed this laugh today - thank you for posting this Adam!
Cow
Didn't a few of them go missing?