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JP's juggling jogger
By adamg on Mon, 05/12/2014 - 6:21pm
Around 5:10 p.m., Robin reported:
ALERT. There is a shirtless man simultaneously jogging and juggling on Centre St. by the Arboretum.
Thanks to John Ruch, we now know joggling is a thing.
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Joggling
"Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!"
-Motto of JP hipsters
Or...... "Hey, this seems to
Or...... "Hey, this seems to make other people happy, I think I'll try it"
or...
"Hey, this makes me happy and keeps me motivated to do exercise."
Most people doing things by themselves are doing them because they want to, not for anyone else's benefit.
Like the kid who used to bike
Like the kid who used to bike up and down comm Ave playing 5 gallon bucket drums. Hey, it may bother 95% of the people I ride by but the other hipster trust funders who grew up sheltered think I'm super cool!
How does this hurt you...
... or anyone else? If it doesn't. why be such a grump?
You're right, as long as it
You're right, as long as it doesn't physically harm me it's all good.
It's not a big deal at all... it's a city and his drumming is far less annoying than horns, loudmouths, that yellow thing that grinds the tracks on the green line at 3 AM, sirens, etc. He's just an annoying hipster douchebag
Hum is cool. Don't fuck with
Hum is cool. Don't fuck with the humdrum
Or...
"Look at the torrent of outrage we can get from old suburban white guys who think they are arbiters of acceptable behavior! It sure is fun to laugh at their spittle-flecked outrage!"
-Alternate motto of JP
That's nothing
Compared to prancercising
Honestly where do u find
Honestly where do u find these things?
I thought this was going to be ...
another one of _those_ exposure stories.
Surprised to find out that this time it's above the waist.
This is a thing
It's called Joggling. Before you groan too much, check out some of the records:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joggling
Kirk Swenson (16:55, 5 km, 1986)
Will Howard (4:42, mile, 2003)
Michal Kapral (2:50:09, marathon, 2007)