You can't have sex in here, this is a strip club!

By adamg on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 10:53am

The Lawrence Eagle-Tribune reports a couple that got too much into the spirit of things at a Salisbury strip club was first ejected and then arrested.

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Seabrook.

By JimGaffigan on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 11:45am.

Where all the strippers are related and there's always family in the audience.

Actually No

By John Costello on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 3:20pm.

Do a google search of her and you will be quite surprised. More Muffy than Molly. That being said, Seabrook has always been rumored to be the location of Dog Patch from Lil' Abner.

Eh!

By JimGaffigan on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 3:38pm.

What?

I'm guessing there was a few

By Vinny E on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 12:32pm.

I'm guessing there was a few substances to blame here as well. Alcohol, definitely. Molly perhaps? Coke? Viagara? Oysters? ?

Molly

By SwirlyGrrl on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 1:09pm.

So, you know her?

Molly is a street name for

By Dude on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 2:42pm.

Molly is a street name for MDMA or ecstasy.

Whoosh

By SwirlyGrrl on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 4:35pm.

Yes, Dude. That's right! You must have paid attention in DARE.

In my experimental days, probably before you were born, it was called ecstasy, e, or just MDMA, and it actually wasn't illegal.

I never knew anyone to become amorous on it, though - hug the whole world moods, yes, but it really isn't a sexytime drug.

real molly or MDMA, not this chemical research crap kids are taking today... real MDMA isn't very sexytime. It feels nice to close to someone (clothed or unclothed) but to actually have sex. Too much work. I'd rather just hold someone (or be held) or just end up talking too much. LOL

Now the crap today.. maybe. Since many users state this crap being passed off as MDMA is more speedy/amphetamine like. And yes that'll make you randy (or at least want to, until its time for Mr Happy to pop a tent so to speak, and can't..)