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Brookline turkey hotline, how may I help you?

By adamg on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 12:45pm

Wicked Local Brookline reports on a 911 call:

A Princeton Road resident called to report turkeys roosting in her trees at night. She was looking for advice.

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By Michael on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 12:49pm.

Our Butterball experts are available to answer your questions by phone, online chat and email. Let’s talk turkey! 1-800-BUTTERBALL (1-800-288-8372)

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By SwirlyGrrl on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 1:01pm.

Not roasting!

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By Elmer on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 1:08pm.

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By Nancy on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 3:25pm.

n/t

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By chaosjake on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 3:53pm.
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By teric on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 1:07pm.

...or move to Hyde Park...our turkeys are downright accommodatin'

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By Ben Franklin on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 8:43pm.

unless they are very low in the tree.

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By Turkey Liberation Front on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 1:13pm.

We recommend:

-Providing daily reparations for your colonial occupation and oppression of our species consisting of fresh water, fruits, berries, nuts, and grains in a readily accessible area.

-Securing all dogs, cats, and children you do not wish to have dispatched by the rafter.

-Ceasing pruning trees and mowing grass.

-Ending participation of family and friends in the annual celebration of oppression and carnage known as 'Thanksgiving'.

-Moving out of our ancestral homelands when practical.

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By section77 on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 2:25pm.

20 minutes per pound at 350.

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By JeffCG on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 2:37pm.

I thought turkeys could fly...

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By CapeCodTimes on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 4:22pm.
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By vpMA on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 5:57pm.

Princeton Rd should send them our way. They used to roost in our trees and we liked them.

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By anon on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 9:02pm.

They eat all the bugs in your yard.

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By Ben Franklin on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 8:42pm.

Leave them the F&*( alone!

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