Like you need another reason to stay out of Charlton

By adamg on Tue, 03/15/2016 - 5:02pm

Still, WCVB warns us:

Police in central Massachusetts are warning residents to be on the lookout for men who may be challenging passersby to a rap battle.

Ad:

Like the job UHub is doing? Consider a contribution. Thanks!

Comments

Mom's spaghetti

By Kaz on Tue, 03/15/2016 - 5:28pm.

Have we really reached a time
Where being asked to rhyme
Makes teens run for their basements
And the cops to make statements

Just because a stranger acts stranger
Doesn't make it stranger danger
Could it be that Charlton is uptight
Because it's 98% white?

Did you connect 'race', in your case so-called white, with this story? And why would a place that's overwhelmingly white be 'uptight'? Are places that are overwhelming Asian, Hispanic, so-called black also 'uptight', or just the majority so-white neighborhoofs, towns, cities?

maybe it just rhymes well.

By Dot net on Wed, 03/16/2016 - 10:47am.

maybe it just rhymes well.

On the other hand

By anon on Tue, 03/15/2016 - 6:25pm.

Who would travel to Charlton looking for young boys to 'SPIT SOME BARS WITH'?

Charlton

By Suldog on Tue, 03/15/2016 - 6:35pm.

They're rough and tough
They're mean and clean
They're a fast-talking, smooth-walking killing machine
They're into sin
They're out of love
They don't give a damn, when push comes to shove
Heart attack in black
Stare a clock stand still
They're pill-poppers, no-stoppers, thrilled to kill
They've got fame to claim
And filthy riches
They're self-starting, cold-hearted sons of bitches
They're Charlton, yo

Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com

Shoulda looked'em in the eye

By Kaz on Tue, 03/15/2016 - 7:16pm.

And said, yo I'm...

Straight outta Charlton, crazy fellow named Tom Thune
From the club called Friends With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I get scared off
Pull my phone out, and the cops get called out
You too, sir, if ya rap battle me
The police are gonna hafta come and save me
Safe at home, that's where I'm going now
For the rest of my friends that's where I'm headed now
You start to mumble, and wanna rumble
That freaks me out so bad I wanna run home
Please don't ask me to battle like that
With a laugh as I run away fast
So give up on Tom
Ain't no tellin' when I'm dialin 911
Here's a bad rap to keep yo' laughin'
with Cheers like Ted Danson
iPhone 6 is the tool
Don't make me cry like a fool
I can't go toe to toe, no maybe
Ijist talk big on Xbox, daily
Yo weekly, monthly and yearly
Until them dumb players see clearly
That I'm down with the capital C-H-T
Boy please don't hurt me
So when your in my neighborhood, have better luck
Cuz there's no way I'll rap cuz I suck
As I leave, believe I'm no fun
But when I come back, boy, I'm comin' straight outta Charlton

Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake?

By Saul on Tue, 03/15/2016 - 7:16pm.

Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake?

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/wrapp...

Brimfield

By anon on Tue, 03/15/2016 - 8:28pm.

Texting Lee Keno from here to PA
Waking up
Before I get to sleep
'Cause I'll be buying an antique armoire that's pretty sweet!

No.
Sleep.
Til Brimfield!

Either

By anon on Wed, 03/16/2016 - 12:43am.

It's a clever diversion for a mugging, or a particularly obnoxious internet prank (I am reminded of Epic Rap Battles from History on YouTube, that was popular a few years back.)