She gets her groove on

If there were a competition for best hook-up story, a strong contender would be Jolie's post on how she donned her fishnets and jumped on the train to New York to hook up with some guy she met through the comments thread on a Gawker post about socially inept New York men on the subway. Rated R, at least, so not for the easily offended or people who work in cube farms where they have to worry about co-workers or bosses wondering what all the purple (literally, purple) prose is about.