Karma is so fowl

By adamg on Mon, 06/16/2008 - 9:46am

You know what's going to happen when you park your fool Cadillac in a crosswalk in the Longwood Medical Area? A turkey's going to jump on your car and peck at it mercilessly, as Tom Wheaton observed.

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how the turkey crossed the road

By pom on Mon, 06/16/2008 - 10:51am.

This Longwood turkey is clearly obsessed with pedestrian etiquette.

Turkey in the Crosswalk

By SwirlyGrrl on Mon, 06/16/2008 - 11:38am.

Isn't that an urban fiddling tune?

you know what would make a great fiddle tune?

By pom on Mon, 06/16/2008 - 2:45pm.

Turkey Obsessed with Pedestrian Etiquette

Disapproving Turkey in the Road

By pom on Mon, 06/16/2008 - 3:13pm.

I think my dad used to play that

By Gareth on Mon, 06/16/2008 - 3:18pm.

As I was goin’ down the road
With a tired back and a heavy load
I stepped off a curb and heard a crack
And I said goodbye to my old backpack
Turkey in the crosswalk, turkey on the car
Peckin and a scratchin cuz he’s parked against the law
Twistin up a tune called Turkey in the Crosswalk

alternate tuning

By pom on Mon, 06/16/2008 - 3:43pm.

You can leave it on the curbside
Like the ISD’ll do
You can leave it at the T stop
If you’ve got a week or two
You can leave it in the driveway
You can take it to the mall
But if you park it in a crosswalk
Angry turkeys come to call