Karma is so fowl
By adamg - Mon, 06/16/2008 - 8:46am.
You know what's going to happen when you park your fool Cadillac in a crosswalk in the Longwood Medical Area? A turkey's going to jump on your car and peck at it mercilessly, as Tom Wheaton observed.
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how the turkey crossed the road
This Longwood turkey is clearly obsessed with pedestrian etiquette.
Turkey in the Crosswalk
Isn't that an urban fiddling tune?
you know what would make a great fiddle tune?
Turkey Obsessed with Pedestrian Etiquette
Disapproving Turkey in the Road
I think my dad used to play that
As I was goin’ down the road
With a tired back and a heavy load
I stepped off a curb and heard a crack
And I said goodbye to my old backpack
Turkey in the crosswalk, turkey on the car
Peckin and a scratchin cuz he’s parked against the law
Twistin up a tune called Turkey in the Crosswalk
alternate tuning
You can leave it on the curbside
Like the ISD’ll do
You can leave it at the T stop
If you’ve got a week or two
You can leave it in the driveway
You can take it to the mall
But if you park it in a crosswalk
Angry turkeys come to call