How to select shower accoutrements

On the way home from work tonight, I stopped at the Shaw's on Spring Street in West Roxbury (yes, it's true, somebody actually shops there!) for a few things. In the shampoo section, a couple of dudes (I know they were dudes because they kept calling each other "dude") were considering a pink, scrunchie-ish loofah-like thing with googly eyes, arms and legs. Dude 1 held the thing up and asked Dude 2:

If there was a girl in my shower, would she be like "wow!" or "no!"?

Dude 2 said "no," so Dude 1 put the thing back on the shelf.