Sweaty guys can't win on the T

One of the bigger complaints about the T is about riders who seem not to know about deodorant. Tdiddy had the opposite problem with one sweaty guy on the Orange Line:

... At one point during the ride, he reached into his splayed-open bag and emerged with a tube of generic-looking deodorant. As I looked on in horror, this guy lifted his sweaty T-shirt and began to actually APPLY the deodorant...one side, then the other. ...