Terry Francona needs to stop with the Bigelow Green Tea already

By adamg on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 1:38pm

... I don't want opposing teams thinking that when the going gets tough, we put the kettle on. I want them imagining our boys drinking whiskey from a boot and mainlining lion's blood, all under the watchful eye of their clearly inebriated manager. ...

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Agree

By anon on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 2:28pm.

I thought the same thing when I heard those ads. I'd rather hear: "Hi, I'm Terry Francona, and there's one thing I like to do before every game -- have about three fingers of Cossack Vodka. It goes down smooth and makes me want to punch out the opposing first base coach on sight. I've also thought of beaning their third-base coach for good measure."

this is what you get when ur

By Anonymous on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 2:46pm.

9 games back.

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I miss Joe Morgan

By Karlsie on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:19pm.

And that fear the team was drinking whiskey from Yaz's old cleat and mainlining lion's blood under Joe Morgan's questionable state was why we had the 20 game win streak in 1988

By this time in the season

By east cambridge on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 4:14pm.

I can recite the radio commercials word for word, as if
I wrote them...