Stupid survey proclaims Bostonians sexless drones who can't get off the phone
By adamg - 10/6/09 - 11:46 am
Allegedly, one out of every three Bostonians would give up sex for a year rather than their cellphones, according to a supposed survey by, ta da, a mobile-phone company.
The pointless survey, in which Bostonians were allegedly asked about a hypothetical situation none would ever find themselves in, showed women were more likely than men to give up bedroom exercise.
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sex for phones
The thing is, there's always the chance that you won't get to have sex next year anyway, so you might as well take the phone.
This also reminds me of that survey where they sent interviewers onto to college campuses to offer sex. 50% of the men agreed to have sex, while 0% of women agreed.
Wow
I guess my girlfriend wasn't kidding when she called herself "a true Bostonian".
I'm not surprised
The ladies around here don't fuck anyway.
psst..... hey will...
your problem with women is showing again. maybe they'd be interested if you showed a little less hatred of them.
I don't hate them
Just sayin' that most of them don't put out, that's all.
Put out?
Yep, there's a clue right there - I'm picturing you asking a woman if she'll put out. And only "Most of them" don't?
Fixed that for ya
Huh, maybe this explains the
Huh, maybe this explains the last six months with my ex. He sure did love that effing cell phone.