Stupid survey proclaims Bostonians sexless drones who can't get off the phone

Allegedly, one out of every three Bostonians would give up sex for a year rather than their cellphones, according to a supposed survey by, ta da, a mobile-phone company.

The pointless survey, in which Bostonians were allegedly asked about a hypothetical situation none would ever find themselves in, showed women were more likely than men to give up bedroom exercise.