Ooh, somebody at the Registry of Deeds woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning

Eeka goes down to the Suffolk County Registry of Deeds to file some document:

... I walked up to the counter, told him what document I had, and asked him if he could help me file it. He grabbed it from me, sneered "that all?" at me, and started typing some stuff into the computer. He then said "do you have an envelope for this to go into?" (I had brought it over in a folder.) Before I could answer, he glared at it, said "of course you don't" and shoved an envelope at me. He then told me, "OK, you're going to start by writing your name on this..." I asked him if there was anywhere in particular I should write it, and he said, "Gee, you've never addressed an envelope before?" ...