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The Sox are dead to him

At least, for the two remaining games in the current series. It's so bad Ben Ostrander doesn't even want to go downtown because:

Taking the D Line takes me too close to Fenway for comfort. ...

Nothing would surprise Red anymore:

Each subsequent game has brought horrors more ghastly and inexplicable than the previous, to the point that if Abreau and Damon simply drove a pick-up truck around the bases, mowing our players down one-by-one, I probably wouldn't flinch. ...

Beth: Josh Beckett is fast becoming my new Derek Lowe: the man I love to hate:

... The worst part is that we can still vividly remember when the Red Sox played like the Yankees are right now--taking pitches, patient at the plate, slugging when they have to, playing station-to-station on the basepaths, hitting one-through-nine, and holding the line on the mound. ...

Mats: Blech. Blech. Blech.

How bad is it? Kristin agrees with Tim McCarver on the Sox collapse.

Dan Kennedy: Boston Massacre, 2006.

Papel-blog: At least I got to hear the five most beautiful words in the English language: Rudy Seanez designated for assignment.

Redsock: What the fuck is wrong with these underachieving assholes?

... I hate Josh Beckett. Stupid asshole moron no-balls shithead. He's supposed to be an ace. Some fucking ace. Keep milking that 2003 World Series complete game, you asstard. ...

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I spent yesterday with a couple dozen Yankees fans (mostly from Long Island) who were in town for a wedding. The worst part was that yesterday was just a lunch, rehearsal, and cocktail party; now I have to spend all day today with them at the actual wedding.

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