No, not the giant red bag!

Yup wishes the chick on the Red Line would get the damn giant red bag off her shoulder:

... I understand that you are on your way to your 'high powered' paralegal job and/or internship where I'm sure you're learning a lot about 'business' or law offices or something. But, you see, I don't care. You fake bag is poking me in the stomach. I don't like to be poked in the stomach. ...