I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to Mike Timlin

Jose Melendez doesn't get the Timlin re-signing:

Members of the 2004 World Series Team who are no longer good baseball players are, it turns out, a lot like Crazy Glue. If you remain in contact too long, they are impossible to get rid of and make you want to pull your skin off. ...