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Fowl play in Newton
By adamg on Thu, 04/05/2007 - 11:09pm
Margalit reports:
... The Girl went out the back door to head to her friend's house. She came back a minute later screaming bloody murder and in tears. There was a wild turkey in the yard. It came right at her. She got scared. It got scared. They both ran away. Turkey is now sauntering down the road behind our house. ...
Maybe some of Newton's killer coyotes will take care of it?
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Comments
Nada Roadrunner
Any coyote with a sense of self-preservation will NEVER mess with a full-grown turkey or any of their kin. You couldn't lend or sell those coyotes any amount of ACME products to get them to turkey hunt.
Turkeys weigh nearly as much as a coyote weighs. They also travel in packs.