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Man sought for robbery by means of butt cheeks
By adamg on Thu, 04/10/2014 - 8:52am
Transit Police report that when a woman dropped her wallet on an inbound Red Line train between JFK/UMass and Broadway on March 27, this guy:
Intentionally sat on her wallet to conceal it. The subject fled with the wallet at Broadway MBTA Station.
If he looks familiar, contact detectives at 617-222-1050 or text an anonymous tip to 873873.
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The attorneys
of Dewey Cheetam and Howe are prepared to argue the Supreme Court tested involuntary ass asportation defense on behalf of this unknowing, glueteally disabled, alleged perp.
um...
Where did this picture come from then...?
what idiot saw it happen
what idiot saw it happen enough to take the photo and not actually say something to both the woman and this douche.
Alleged
douche. Though douching may have dislodged the wallet.
Maybe the victim took the photo
People on the T have gotten pretty good at taking photos of people who've done something wrong to them.
The woman was probably off
The woman was probably off the train by this time. The photo was presumably taken by someone who didn't feel comfortable confronting a criminal by him or herself. Sorry we're not all as macho as you are, stud.
"Hey, that's not your wallet!
"Hey, that's not your wallet!" spoken loudly and clearly in a train car can have a good effect, and not be too "uncomfortable."
Wonder how that person would feel if someone didn't speak up about his/her wallet?
Well, next time you see
Well, next time you see something like this happen, I have no doubt that you'll respond in exactly that matter. As for this photo, we don't know who took it, or why they might not have felt comfortable doing the same, so let's be thankful that at least they got a photo of the perp.
This would be a great story
This would be a great story for "What Would You Do?"
I am surprised that no one said a word to him. Maybe there weren't many on the train?
Street smarts.... You need them in Boston.
Can't afford a decent haircut
The Flowbee (TM) constant length haircut isn't working for him.
Seen him by South Station
Panhandling. Asking for cigarettes, etc. Near Al's on South Street, Dewey, or the station itself.
I bet that nice institutional haircut will do him in.
Hope you're calling T police
Hope you're calling T police with that info.
Yep
Already did. Although I didn't see him there this morning.
FTR, the guy always acts nervous - darting glances, etc. He won't blend in.
when they arrest this guy
Will they also find the crack in his butt?
What an ass
What an ass
Cheeky bugger.
Cheeky bugger.
You really shouldn't make him
The butt of your jokes.
But(t)...
...the photo makes him a sitting duck for the cops.
Do you mind if I ass you a
Do you mind if I ass you a few questions?
Sit
I bet those questions would not sit well with him.
If only
If only it was one of those joke exploding wallet gags you buy at the joke shop!
Perception
Too bad he wasn't black or a perceived aspiring rapper. If he were there would have been a different response-due to his perceived dangerous, sketchy look, garb etc.
Or
...we'd still crack jokes about him.