Michael reports that one of the workers at the Congress Street Dunkin' Donuts has shaved off his eyebrows and tattooed "PUERTO RICAN" over each eye:

... I'm thinking of doing the same thing except I'll write something like "CAUCASIAN" or maybe "DOUCHE BAG."

Rob cannot believe that the state is shutting the Frederick Douglass Charter School in Roslindale - or that the media didn't give the school's side of the story. He says the school is in good financial shape and its test scores are in line with other inner-city schools:

Not one news organization has bothered to print the school's side of the story. And I should point out that zero public schools have been closed down for poor test scores or for financial mismanagement. Funny how that works, huh?

Cynthia proves riding the T isn't all drudgery and sardine-can packing:

Yesterday I was in the Harvard subway station slightly after 4pm and a woman offered me tea. High tea, I suppose. She had a table set up and tea and cookies laid out out and she was wearing a taffeta gown and hat and affecting a British accent. ...

Should Patricia White call off her latest bid for a seat on the city council because she's pregnant?

Aaron sternly lectures her on her responsibilities as a mother:

... She is being a poor role model by continuing to run for an office concurrent to her pregnancy, and potentially serving that position while being a new mother. ...

Plus, he seems to find the idea of lactation rooms in public buildings icky.