Our very own eeka probably went LOL when she spotted this Subie in the Fenway.

For those needing an explanation.

Cambridge Day reports the official Cambridge Red Ribbon Commission on the Delights and Concerns of Central Square will launch in August, chaired by City Councilor Ken Reeves.

Ed. question: Blue-ribbon commissions, I get. But red-ribbon commissions? At first, OK, I admit it, I thought it had something to do with this being the People's Republic and all, but a little Googling reveals that even Newton once had a red-ribbon commission.

Mike Ball takes us on a trip.

Earlier:
Kayaking on the upper Neponset.

John M. Sullivan, 42, of 11 Victory Rd., then also learned that if there is no armed man breaking down your door, you could get yourself arrested, police say.

Police say Sullivan called 911 around 12:05 a.m. today:

Officers, based on the nature, responded to the call with lights and sirens and immediately made their way to the caller's apartment. At the apartment door, officers, with their weapons drawn, were met by the caller and who exclaimed, "There is no gun, I just wanted you guys here quicker!"

A drunken Sullivan, police say, really wanted police to deal with a neighbor who allegedly "bangs on his door and thinks that he owns the building!" Sullivan, police say, began to scream racial epithets about the neighbor, drawing neighbors out of their apartments, which cops really hate. When Sullivan refused to go quietly back into his apartment, and instead continued to rant, he was arrested on a charge of disturbing the peace.

Innocent, etc.