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MIT researchers: Yogurt gives male mice swagger
By adamg on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 1:05pm
Channel 5 reports male mice fed yogurt gained shinier coats, bulgier testicles and just a more Tony Manero-like outlook on life:
"You know when someone's at the top of their game, how they carry themselves differently? Well, imagine that in a mouse."
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bulgier?
whitey's french alias? blancy bulgier
Mousy/DC?
(imagines chorus of tiny mouse voices assertively chanting "We've got the Biggest Balls of them ALL!")
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Ever. In the history of Uhub.
anybody remember those old Dannon commercials?....
(Sorry if this ends up being a double post, I could swear I hit SAVE after typing this once)
Back in the 70s there was a series of Dannon yogurt commercials that featured patriarchs of rural villages in Soviet Georgia jumping around dancing a kazatske, claiming to be 125 years old. Now I know why those guys were wearing loose-fitting robes and schmatas and things...no pants could contain their huge 'Nads!
Wait a minute
...All the advertising I've ever seen says that only women eat yogurt. I thought it was a law or something. So I can eat it too? Don't I have to eat it while shoeless with my feet tucked under me on the sofa dreaming about Paris or something? Why would TV advertising lie to me all these years if it wasn't just for women?
Yogurt used to be for manly men (and now micely mice?)
Anybody who survived the 70s remembers this commecial:
LOL...pretty much what I was referring to
...except there's another commercial in that series showing the Georgian version of a Russian-esque dance...performed by some guy over 100.
Real Men Eat yogurt
Those of us who sleep with Balkan men don't find this too surprising ... ;-)