Wicked Local Poultryville reports:
A caller reported seeing a woman being chased by turkeys on Rawson Road ...
You who work evil may start the race on a sure foot, but never think you've outrun justice and won before the final turn is rounded and you sprint down life's last lap!
Today, you are absolutely my hero.
It's Turkeytown.
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You who work evil may start
You who work evil may start the race on a sure foot, but never think you've outrun justice and won before the final turn is rounded and you sprint down life's last lap!
Today
Today, you are absolutely my hero.
Forget it, Jake.
It's Turkeytown.