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It never snows in southern California, but, girl, don't they warn ya, Marty'll call ya
By adamg on Thu, 02/21/2019 - 6:46pm
My dear friend and brother mayor @marty_walsh just called from Boston to offer to send plows if the snow reaches our city. #staycalmLA and send pics from your neighborhood if you're snowed in. EG
— Eric Garcetti (@ericgarcetti) February 21, 2019
H/t Jonathan Berk.
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Whoh
Snow? WTF? That's outside Folk Implosion's E.Z.L.A. list of plagues:
Let's keep the plows here but send them...
The entire MBTA system?
On one condition
That they send Metro here in exchange.
It did snow in Vegas.
It did snow in Vegas.
https://www.reviewjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/11548370_web1_s...
They showed the live view of
They showed the live view of the snow outside during the Bruins game Wednesday night. Was a bit surprising.
Snow not unusual in Vegas
Altitude matters.
They would have a lot more of it if they had higher humdity.
That's nice, who's paying the
That's nice, who's paying the freight on that.
Yes, not to mention how long
Yes, not to mention how long would it take to get them there (snow will probably be melted by then), who will operate them, and what happens if we get hit by a big snow storm in the mean time.
It has become an habit for this mayor to come up with grand promises, but having no idea on what it will take to implement them. I call this Walshism. Vision Zero? Carbon neutral by 2050? I am all for it. But what are we actually doing to get there? Where is the funding? It will take more to accomplish those goals than installing two dozen digital speed billboards throughout the City (many of them already broken) and implementing a plastic bag ban.
It was a joke
But thank you. It never occurred to anyone else that the premise is ridiculous. Your value cannot be understated.
Section77, thank you for
Section77, thank you for letting me know that it was a joke. It genuinely didn't occur to me. Sending snow plows to California actually seems more realistic to me than, say, significantly improving street safety or carbon emissions under the current city policies.
Question: How can I tell when a Walsh announcement or policy plan is a joke and when it's not? I need help in calibrating my instruments :)
Alas, that requires a sense of humor
And who can have one of those with so much injustice in the world?
I believe your issue is with Garcetti
Who is basically demanding that we charter a C130 to fly snowplows to LA.
Or you could develop a sense of humor. You choose.
Adam...
I've had that damn song stuck in my head for two days now.
Why do you hate your readers?
Allow me to assist
(cough cough)
"Wake me up, before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo."
You're welcome.
Thank you!
No, wait...
Dammit!
Did someone request a RickRoll?
I could have sworn that someone was requesting a rickroll.