Imagine if this happens tomorrow

Channel 5: Jackknifed Truck Jams Boston Traffic.

Specifically, a jackknifed truck in the northbound side of the O'Neill Tunnel.

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not a good day for the tunnel

It's also flooding.

Dont worry, next year nobody

Dont worry, next year nobody will be using that tunnel anyway. Those 25 dollar tolls will be sure to deter some people.

Liberty Tunnel

Did anyone else not know that apparently a bunch of flag-pin-wearing, terrorist-hating idiots named the thing the "Liberty Tunnel"?

Um, yes ....

And then the overwhelmingly Democratic majority in the state legislature overruled Captain Brylcreem and named it after O'Neill.

Tell that to MASCO

...who just blamed the jack-knifed truck in the "Liberty Tunnel" for shuttle delays.

That sounds crude

Was that 1940's slang for something found in a red light district?

oh, sorry, I forgot. Older generations of non-crude Americans in their Norman Rockwell and Leave it to Beaver purity never said/did things like that.

Ha!

You got your wish, Adam ...

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