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By adamg on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 1:05pm
Dear David Bernstein,
Could God make a boulder so heavy even He couldn't lift it?
Hey! You said we could ask you anything today, and you promised you'd answer all our questions!
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I can't do this.
Spatch_1990: Dude. This is so awesome. Ask "Where are my pants?"
Spatch_2008: No.
Spatch_1990: Aw, c'mon! It'll be funny!
Spatch_2008: No it won't.
Spatch_1990: What's not funny about asking someone where your pants are?
Spatch_2008: Oh, geez. I remember this stage in life. The stage where you think "Your mom" is a suitably hilarious punchline to almost anything.
Spatch_1990: Your mom is a suitably hilarious punchline to almost anything.
Spatch_2008: Dude. She's your mom too.
Spatch_1990: Oh. Yeah. Right. Hey! Why not ask "Who wants Trident?"
Spatch_2008: Why would I do that?
Spatch_1990: Cause then he'd answer "I do! I do!" and it'd be great!
Spatch_2008: It's 2008. Nobody remembers that commercial. Hey, don't you have homework to do? Wait, I know you do. You always do.
Spatch_1990: I still think the pants joke would be awesome.
Spatch_2008: Shush.
Similar vein
Kaz_1984: Ask him "Why is there air?"
Kaz_2008: You know damn well your parents told you to stay out of their comedy LPs!
Gotta respect the classics.
I didn't put the bullet in the furnace, and stop talking about my mother!
Raises Hand
Does he wet the water or does the water wet him?
(warning - blasphemy alert) Who is Jesus' paternal grandfather?
My work here is done
Bernstein refuses to answer any of the questions he actually got yesterday, which seemed to consist of one serious question about the BRA and Chuck Turner, nine questions about Ernie Boch's golden bidet, one question from The Zak about city council stegosaurs and one question from somebody wondering when Bernstein would answer The Zak.
You forgot my question
I asked when the Phoenix and Weekly Dig would merge.
You were being serious?
OK, make that two serious questions, eight questions about Ernie Boch's golden toilet, one question from The Zak about stegosaurs and one question from a guy wondering when Bernstein would answer The Zak.
Maybe I should have asked instead ...
when the Phoenix would merge with the Herald?
(By the way, the cover story of today's Phoenix does include the Herald on a list of "Vanishing Boston treasures".)