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By adamg on Wed, 12/21/2005 - 3:29pm
Via Dave, who looks on the bright side of Johnny Damon's defection to the Deathstar:
Maybe this year the Sox can have a CF who can throw all the way to the infield.
For a limited time, you can buy Johnny's soul on eBay.
The hits just keep on coming:
Meredith pronounces a pox on both Damon and the Sox:
I had to dry kids' tears this morning because of you people. ...
Michael: Hope it's a wonderful haircut.
Johnny hopes against hope:
Can we please just bring Theo back so the Sox can accomplish one thing without looking like they don't know what they're doing?
Silver lining: There is one certain free agent outfielder, and since there's an opening and all...SIGN DAVE ROBERTS, GOD DAMN IT. If Dave Roberts comes back to the Sox I don't complain about one thing all next season. ...
From out in LA, Jennifer writes: God hates me.
and able to concentrate on little else but kicking my Damon jersey around the office and whimpering, "Damon, Jeter, Giambi, A-Rod...Damon, Jeter, Giambi, A-Rod..."
Jcarreiro: Kelly said I have to burn my Damon jersey in effigy.
Howard is in pain:
... I cried a little at my desk, surrounded by the black lillies that my co-worker brought into the office today. My Johnny Damon Bobblehead looming over me, now adorned with a boycott symbol taped over his face and a dunce hat on his head that reads LOSER. ...
Earlier:
Judas Damon?
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Comments
Johnny Damon, come on down!
Your the next contestant on the Price is Right!
Asshole!
I live in Upstate NY and have had to deal with Yankee fans my entire life, I even had one of them arrested for attempting to vandalize my truck which is adorned with Sox stickers and World Series Champions license plate brackets. I have to deal with people flipping me off as they drive by and listen to all that 1918 shit and Who's Your Daddy!
I have a twin brother who is a Yankee fan, a typical crybaby loser, talking shit about Damon one day and considering him an elite player the very next day. I am tired of this shit, completely fed up with it.
I ask just one thing from the Boston Red Sox....I would like Curt Schilling to send a good ole #1 just under Mr. Damons chin in his first at bat against us at Fenway. I know it's classless, but so was Damon's signing with the Skanks. Please Curt, do it for me? I'm out here, living in Yankee country, a life long Sox fan, I've taken so much shit and I have no defense for this, please?
I do believe that the Sox will come away from this a better team, but this one hurts and every Yankee fan I know is pouring salt on the wound. God, I hate the Yankees, like nobody or anything else in my life.
Get over it
First eBay was smart enough to take off Damon's soul for auction. Just proves that all Boston fans are immature and stupid. It's a business people. You live in the USA because you have opportunities to make money, that's what Damon did. You're going to tell me that if your job was moving to NY and they're willing to pay you some ridiculous amount of money in the process, you wouldn't leave Boston.
I'm actually amazed as to how much traffic on the internet there is about Damon's signing. I've already wasted too much time posting this reply.
Wake up Boston! It's a game, get a life!
Get over it
Surprise, surprise.... A Yankee fan who wants Boston to "get over it." You "city" people really just don't get it. Boston has passion, loyalty, and love for the game of baseball. It may just be a "business" to you, just like dumping his wife and twin babies for a bimbo was just a "good decision" for Johnny Damon. YOu all seem to understand each other really well. Work it out... let us know how you all feel about each other in a few years. Until then, we in Boston will continue to be passionate about our game. Why don't you go out and put another vote in for Hillary ("It's the econony, stupid")(you guys really know how to pick the winners) and live your stupid "Money Is Everything" life away from our blog?
Thanks for Proving my point.
Thanks for Proving my point. I'm not a Yankee fan. I guess there must be an epidemic of stupidity amongst Red Sox fans. I can't say that all Boston sport fans are stupid, just the baseball ones. Some how none of Damon's behavior bothered Boston, until he decided to sign with another team and THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE'S SATAN REINCARNATED. Like I said, get a life. By the way too stupid to pick a user name "Anonymous"?
Mr. "Get a Life" calls anonymous post "stupid" !
Welcome back brilliant "Boston Sucks." I see that you have changed your mind and decided to waste just a little more of your time. "Stupid" appears to be a name you assign very liberally. In one breath you said time is stupidly wasted on the Damon controversy, and in the next you accused me of being stupid for not taking the time to pick a user name. Yes, I see now that listing a user name, such as the brilliant "Boston Sucks" that you so thoughfully selected, would have elevated me to your standard of intelligence.... but then again, now that you have spent a second session in the JD controversy blog, I believe you have lowered yourself to your own 1st definition of stupidity.
Regarding Damon's behaviors, we at Boston had looked the other way because of our loyalty to a player who helped us win in 04. WE believe in loyalty and would have supported JD through 4 more years of whatever he had left. When he left the Red Sox for the Yankees, he left that loyalty behind.... and it no longer exists here for him. Johnny Damon the Red Sox center fielder will be remembered with admiration. Johnny Damon the Yankees trophy for Red Sox condemnation will be despised and pitied. No, he is not SATAN, he is a misguided soul, similar to "Boston Sucks" who lacks the understanding of what a "team" used to mean, and lacks the character to consider the galantry of meaning what he says.
AS you read this post, "Boston Sucks", may I suggest that YOU Get a Life!