Keeping stupid people away from Starbucks
Because your doing so means people like Gary and I can get in and out that much faster with our Triple Venti Soy Mocha Peppermint No Whip Lattes in tow.
Meanwhile, the folks at Ace of Spades have compiled a list of the choices on the menu boards in that commercial:
Maccinno au Mue
Limon au Deau
Himan Plu Cento
Half Caf Cap
Cafe du Fonce
Espresso Ca Tino
And here are some more I found, because, you know, I care 'n' stuff:
Only in Boston says a pox on both their houses:
... One 20oz bottle of refreshing Mountain Dew, please.
How do you say "latte" in Fritalian?