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One of Dunkin' Donuts core values: Figure out a way to annoy every TV viewer in America

Oh for the love of Fred! As if the EVOO Lady weren't enough, now we learn that Dunkin' Donuts has hired Zach Braff to direct an ad with Naomi Campbell. Hmm, then again, it could be brilliant: She throws a lahge regula at his head and then he spends the rest of the commercial alternating between screaming in pain and whining about how he's lost her for good.

No, that would still be annoying.

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If only the commercial featured John McGinty a.k.a. Dr. Cox, it could be brilliant.

"Listen up, newbie, here's how it's gonna be. You're gonna go in there, and you're gonna get me the largest, chocolatiest, cream-fillediest donut your sorry excuse for a resident every laid eyes on, and there be absolutely no-ho-HO sprinkles, ya got that, Linder?"

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Especially the use of "Linder." Well played.

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