Delaware North today announced it's changing the name of TD Banknorth Garden to just TD Garden.
TJ Hooker was unavailable for comment, as was Olive Banknorth Garden.
In a statement, the president of Delaware North was quoted as saying something no actual human being would ever actually utter:
"Our long term, multi-dimensional partnership with TD Banknorth has continued to be attractive to both parties," said John Wentzell, President of Delaware North Companies - Boston and TD Banknorth Garden.