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Close shave on the Orange Line
By adamg on Sat, 07/19/2014 - 1:39pm
Rachel could only watch in amazement today as a guy got a shave on an Orange Line train. A moving Orange Line train. A moving Orange Line train well past its expiration date that relies on shock absorbers that could blow at any moment.
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This world we live in is all
This world we live in is all about time management. This is a great way to take advantage of valuable time lost during the commute.
MBTA should take advantage of this idea and add some barbers chairs to their transit system.
welp
the first time the mbta has been a cut above the rest
Dry Shave?
With a blade? That would already be damn painful.
Suldog
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what's next?
An orange line car as a rolling office for a mohel?
People who think the T is their private boudoir
Unless this was some sort of performance art, it's right up there with with the foolish women who apply full faces of makeup while riding the T. I used to see a woman doing this daily during the morning rush hour with an extremely well stocked makeup case, and I remember thinking that if the train made a sudden stop while she was doing the lipstick part of her routine she would end up with a Bozo the Clown look.
I once saw
a woman putting her mascara on on a Green Line train. When the train turned, she dropped the wand on the floor...then picked it up, kept putting mascara on, and stuck it back in the tube.
Green Line, now with complimentary pink eye!
It is.
The new upskirt law made the T a private public place.
Not really
The law's pretty specific about what's private - the sorts of things you wouldn't want somebody photographing through your bedroom window. Doesn't say anything about your neck.