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Martinsdad watched her after last night's Bruins' game:

That's why I don't do health clubs

By SwirlyGrrl | Wed, 04/01/2009 - 7:56am

I'd begin to think that sort of exercise in futility was normal.

An interesting way to sober up, though.

My guess is she probably

By escapefromeastie (not verified) | Wed, 04/01/2009 - 8:59am

My guess is she probably missed her tri-weekly gym workout and instead went to the Bruins game. Coming down off her drunkenness, she felt guilty about it and decided something had to be done to rectify the situation. She was going to jog home, but in all honesty, she's more of a stair-stepper than a treadmill gal.

Props to her for committing, though. A real go-getter.

she's trying to imitate...

By david_yamada | Wed, 04/01/2009 - 8:35am

...a form of punishment in 19th century British prisons.

Wha?

By adamg | Wed, 04/01/2009 - 8:39am

19th century felons were forced to march up stairs whilst people descended from cricket matches or bear baiting or whatever it is they did back then in Londontown? :-).

Wow

By garrett3000 | Wed, 04/01/2009 - 8:47am

EPIC FAIL

Umm, there are stairs

By Holden Caulfield (not verified) | Wed, 04/01/2009 - 9:21am

Right around that corner. Stairs. They don't move against you. I have season tickets and get to watch idiots like this every game. Drunkenfraude.

Drunkenfraude

By anon (not verified) | Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:19pm

wow that is my new favorite word.

Turnstiles?

By neilv | Wed, 04/01/2009 - 5:00pm

Does the escalator get you to somewhere the stairs don't, such as the other side of a turnstile or ticket/security check?

Nope

By Kaz | Wed, 04/01/2009 - 7:43pm

Nope.

i needed this laugh

By david_yamada | Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:21am

I needed a good laugh and had to watch this again. The subject caption, the video, the musical accompaniment, and the comments. I'm cracking up.

And she is a blonde, go

By anon (not verified) | Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:17pm

And she is a blonde, go figure....hahahahaha

Funnier

By Kaz | Wed, 04/01/2009 - 2:06pm

Benny Hill meets Blonde on Escalator

Unfortunately, the "speed up this video" button isn't working for some reason. Not sure what's up with that, but that'd make it even funnier. (Don't forget to check it out as an epic or tragedy film too with the links at the bottom)

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