Miss Von Schtoop acknowledges her Dunkin' addiction, but reports her need for a medium iced coffee with two Equals and a strawberry-frosted donut can only be fed at one particular store in South Boston:
... There are more than TEN (10) Dunkies within striking distance from my house and yet I will travel in my car to go to this one Dunkies in South Boston just for that particular chemical fix.
I AM a Masshole. Harbor water in my veins, a pot of beans for a brain. ...