nachos
Nacho Patrol is forced to banish the White Horse Tavern to culinary Siberia for the crime it committed against nachos:
... Could it be? No, it couldn't possibly. Or could it?? They couldn't. They simply wouldn't! But they did. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, White Horse Tavern committed a sin so vile, so horrific, that it was heretofore unfathomable: AMERICAN CHEESE. ...
Via Allston City Limits.
She wants to be a Nacho Girl ...
Suzie reads about the Revere High nacho girl fight and is prompted to discuss a Boston subculture: girls who have a life goal to try the nachos at every Boston restaurant that serves nachos:
Angela marvels that boston.com saw fit to cover a nacho-fueled girl fight ("I mean, I understand everyone loves a good girl fight but seriously") and then recalls when she beat some girl's ass like a drum in high school: