How will a wintry mix affect the election?

By adamg on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:37pm

David Bernstein attempts to parse it out.

Also, the correct answer to his question, "Snow, what is it good for?" is, of course:

Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
Snow, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all

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Funny

By Kaz on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:54pm.

In my head, I was reading with Wallace Shawn's voice by about halfway through...and then he jumped to iocane powder. Perfect.

It's a wash

By Foxed on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 2:38pm.

Snow helps and hurts both candidates. So it's a wash.

2 pts for Coakley

By JohnAKeith on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 7:58pm.

I'll bite. It helps Coakley. The miserable, white, out-of-work good-for-nothings who jumped on the Brown bandwagon will sit at home and never make it to the polls. "Ah, what's the use, gimme a beer, will yaz??"

Tell us about the miserable,

By NotWhitey on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 8:35pm.

Tell us about the miserable, Black, out-of-work good-for-nothings.