Imagine if Denis Leary did all the announcements on the T

Not that Frank Oglesby isn't the Man with the Voice, but Kevin Flight got a large number of suggestions this morning when he tweeted he'd rather have Gilbert Gottfried making announcements on the train.

KWAPT:

Denis Leary: "Hey turn your IPod down slick - yeah you. Now move from the door so people can get out, jackwipe."

Oinonio:

Foghorn Leghorn, "Next sto- I say, I say, next stop's Park St."

Bill Sheerin:

Yosemite Sam: "It's Park Street Station - now git off ma train, you varmints, or I'll blast ya!"

Tom Bruno:

You gotta go with Jerry Trupiano: "The Red Line is delayed, way back - WAY BACK! - due to a signal problem."

Beth P.:

Clearly Jack Edwards is the only choice here.

April Brandon:

The obvious answer: Samuel L. Jackson.

Billy Mau:

Oooh, maybe Christopher Walken. He and Sam Jackson can take turns...or duet.

Drew Russo:

Another option: Howie Carr, with Irish poetry breaks featuring Billy Bulger during extended wait times.

Ed McFarland:

Lewis Black for PA announcements, "next stop is Downtown Crossing for all you to f*****g asleep to notice and you're late.

Rob:

Joe Pesci - great range - from "You think this delay is funny? Funny how?" to "The MBTA f's you on the Red Line OK!"

Nathan Spencer:

Barry White for the late night 57 rides: "Sit back and relax as we take you home. Next Stop Harvard Ave."

Wendy Schapiro:

Gary Busey. Can you imagine the random comments "Porter Square next. And I really like to smash things with a rock!"